Grey Saturday Chr*stmas Fair
Not been trampled in a Black Friday orgy of LCD TV-mania? CHECK!
Been paid? CHECK!
Need a Happy Bottom ©? CHECK!
Live in Bristol? CHECK!
Have friends/relatives/ a pet/ under-rated co-worker? CHECK!
Then I TOTALLY know what you need to be doing tomorrow. Made In Bristol’s Craft Fair is on from, I dunno, about 10 in the morning til about 4 ish, depending on the ley lines etc. in the foyer at The Colston Hall. It’s free to get in but if spotted, I might not let you leave without my crack squadron of pickpockets relieving you of your heard-earned pennies. Bring your pennies and your bo-squiddlies and your paypal deets cos you NEED to SHOP LOCALLY this Christmas. It’s what Santa would want, (spoiler alert) if he ACTUALLY EXISTED.
I will be there, flogging some cushiony things and my new Ercols. Come and marvel at my stitching and the bags under my eyes.
LOVE YOU GUYS (might’ve been in the workshop too long).
xxx Santa’s Little Helper
PS Every purchase gets a FREE BESPOKE PAPER BAG. Does my generosity KNOW NO BOUNDS?